Thursday, December 29, 2005

XXXVth Carnival of Comedy

First, in order to meet the requirements of the Comedy Carnival Rules I must include the following links:IMAO
IMAO CARNIVAL PAGE
IMAO PODCAST
CONSERVATIVE CAT

I am going to do something that I don't believe is against the rules of the carnival, and is wholly in keeping with the spirit of this site: CENSORSHIP! I will not link to filth. I censored four of the submissions. Therefore, everything below should be work-safe. If see that your submission is missing from this edition of the carnival, maybe it will show up next week on the site of someone with lower standards. These people will be:
Jan 05 - Aaron Benedict
Jan 12 - Desert Elephant
Jan 19 - rachel pereira
Grovel to them, not me. Or, slander me in the comments. Your choice, really.

In a break with recent CoC tradition, I will rate this carnival of comedy in reverse order, from least funny to most.

Category III: German Grade Humour- not remotely funny
Category II: Bob Saget Humor- mostly laughs at his own jokes

Category I: The Logger- Yankee woodchuckin' good times.

3 comments:

Abe said...

Mr. McDowell:

How did you know I'm German?

Signed,

A Sick Sauer Kraut

Paul E D said...

“Would all of the black and white Holsteins be destroyed or perhaps the entire sugar maple crop be burned?”

That was so funny - I laughed out loud. This sadden me, for is an independant Vermont is ever to gain momentum, it first must gain respect, and satirizing our two cheif exports to the contigious 47 is not a good place to start.
I really think we should secede, and suceed we shall! No body outside of New England even knows that we're a state. I should know, I went to school in New York for two years.

G. F. McDowell said...

I really got sick of people in Michigan asking me what state Vermont was in.